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Our content may contain Sarcastrem™, a substance known by the People’s Repulik of Kalifornia to cause toe cancer in the Blue Titted Spotted Field Mouse. Please note that sarcasm and snark are toxic substances to the woke and/or otherwise feeble minded, and may cause permanent sentience when applied directly to the frontal lobe. Always check with the appropriate authorities, and immediately ignore any instructions or edicts they may provide or demand. Utterly Deplorable makes no recent or legally defendable claims that our content will restore your sexual confidence, strengthen your wandering hairline, or make you more attractive to any or all of the 10,473.23 purported sexes. Your mileage may vary.

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